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Gigi Rickman's avatar

Exactly! Earth has yellow crime scene tape around the planet, alerting ALL aliens the inhabitants have not evolved. To the billionaires, aliens ain’t letting you off the planet until you walk through the eye of a needle.

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Lost In Alabama's avatar

You should check out the tv show Resident Alien on Netflix. It’s about an alien who accidentally crashes his spaceship on earth during his mission to kill all humans who are destroying the planet. It’s a noble mission.

As he desperately tries to fix his spaceship, he must spend time in human form. His race does not have emotions. Oh boy, is he in for a shock to the system. As someone who suffers from PTSD, I totally identify with the alien. I’m not sure if that’s normal though. Will his “humanity” infection save the human race or be its downfall?

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CellyBlue - I Do Know This!'s avatar

Right and it was an accident that he landed here

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EuphmanKB's avatar

The only reason they would stop is to harvest Earth’s resources which doesn’t include humans.

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CellyBlue - I Do Know This!'s avatar

Yep. If they attempted to harvest humans the digestion and diarrhea might kill them 😏just saying.

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EuphmanKB's avatar

Bwahahaha… very nice!!

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Armand Beede's avatar

Cells Blue: Thank you so much for columns that are right on about the bigoted, racist America.

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