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Apr 7Liked by CellyBlue - I Do Know This!

Exactly! Earth has yellow crime scene tape around the planet, alerting ALL aliens the inhabitants have not evolved. To the billionaires, aliens ain’t letting you off the planet until you walk through the eye of a needle.

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Apr 7Liked by CellyBlue - I Do Know This!

You should check out the tv show Resident Alien on Netflix. It’s about an alien who accidentally crashes his spaceship on earth during his mission to kill all humans who are destroying the planet. It’s a noble mission.

As he desperately tries to fix his spaceship, he must spend time in human form. His race does not have emotions. Oh boy, is he in for a shock to the system. As someone who suffers from PTSD, I totally identify with the alien. I’m not sure if that’s normal though. Will his “humanity” infection save the human race or be its downfall?

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Right and it was an accident that he landed here

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Apr 11Liked by CellyBlue - I Do Know This!

The only reason they would stop is to harvest Earth’s resources which doesn’t include humans.

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Yep. If they attempted to harvest humans the digestion and diarrhea might kill them 😏just saying.

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Bwahahaha… very nice!!

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Apr 7Liked by CellyBlue - I Do Know This!

Cells Blue: Thank you so much for columns that are right on about the bigoted, racist America.

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